Now onto this week’s Trifextra challenge. Charles Dickens, in A Christmas Carol, wrote “There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humour.” We are giving you exactly 33 words to make us laugh out loud and spread some festive cheer.
Wanted
- Criminal Trespassing
- Breaking and Entering
- Aviating an Unlicensed Plane (or reindeer sled)
- Sweat Shop Labor
- Cruelty to animals
- Sexual Misconduct
- Illegal Surveillance
Suspect last seen driving a candy striped Lexus 350 sedan.
Word count = 33
Haha! I love your version of the story. Is sexual misconduct for kissing Mama under the mistletoe? Thanks for the laugh!
LikeLike
If he serves time he will not get time off for good behavior.
DJ
LikeLike
Haha! Excellent. Love the charges. Thanks for the laugh.
LikeLike
You’re welcome and thanks for stopping by.
DJ
LikeLike
Ha!ha!Bad Santa at it again?;-)Cool!
LikeLike
Sees to be a yearly thing with him.
DJ
LikeLike
😀
LikeLike
Haha Don’t think he’ll be long in the cell. A finger on his nose and he’ll be outta there.
LikeLike
You got it!
DJ
LikeLike
Oh we had some similar thoughts here 🙂
LikeLike
Wow! You are right. Must be a lot of those dudes out there evading arrest.
DJ
LikeLike
Oh everyone thinks HE’S been bad. Poor, poor Santa 😛
LikeLike
I think “poor” Santa will break out of the brig with the help of some little people. Stay tuned!
DJ
LikeLike
[…] Trifecta Week 98 – Criminal at Large (msudlj.com) […]
LikeLike
Poor Santa! At least he looks good in his mugshot. I always did think he was a bit stalker-ish with that whole “He knows when you are sleeping” thing.
best,
MOV
LikeLike
That’s even scarier! Santa the mind reader….wodowodowodo.
DJ
LikeLike
Good one – made me laugh 🙂
LikeLike
Then I did my job!
DJ
LikeLike
Haha! Made me laugh! 😀
LikeLike
*plugs up chimney*
LikeLike
I like that!
DJ
LikeLike
Ha! Love it DJ!
LikeLike
Thank You!
DJ
LikeLike
Ha! Seems like there’s going to be quite the massive manhunt among the Trifextra crowd this week 😉 Great work!
LikeLike
I bet you are correct.
DJ
LikeLike