Trifecta Week 98 — Criminal at Large

Now onto this week’s Trifextra challenge. Charles Dickens, in A Christmas Carol, wrote “There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humour.” We are giving you exactly 33 words to make us laugh out loud and spread some festive cheer.

Wanted

  1. Criminal Trespassing
  2. Breaking and Entering
  3. Aviating an Unlicensed Plane (or reindeer sled)
  4. Sweat Shop Labor
  5. Cruelty to animals
  6. Sexual Misconduct
  7. Illegal Surveillance

Suspect last seen driving a candy striped Lexus 350 sedan.

Word count = 33

25 thoughts on “Trifecta Week 98 — Criminal at Large

  1. trifectawriting December 21, 2013 / 5:02 pm

    Haha! I love your version of the story. Is sexual misconduct for kissing Mama under the mistletoe? Thanks for the laugh!

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    • Danny James December 21, 2013 / 5:20 pm

      If he serves time he will not get time off for good behavior.

      DJ

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    • Danny James December 19, 2013 / 8:44 am

      You’re welcome and thanks for stopping by.

      DJ

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  2. atrm61 December 19, 2013 / 7:40 am

    Ha!ha!Bad Santa at it again?;-)Cool!

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  3. KymmInBarcelona December 18, 2013 / 11:01 am

    Haha Don’t think he’ll be long in the cell. A finger on his nose and he’ll be outta there.

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    • Danny James December 17, 2013 / 4:38 pm

      Wow! You are right. Must be a lot of those dudes out there evading arrest.

      DJ

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  4. ym1611 December 17, 2013 / 1:54 pm

    Oh everyone thinks HE’S been bad. Poor, poor Santa 😛

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    • Danny James December 17, 2013 / 4:41 pm

      I think “poor” Santa will break out of the brig with the help of some little people. Stay tuned!

      DJ

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  5. MOV December 17, 2013 / 10:27 am

    Poor Santa! At least he looks good in his mugshot. I always did think he was a bit stalker-ish with that whole “He knows when you are sleeping” thing.

    best,
    MOV

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    • Danny James December 17, 2013 / 12:29 pm

      That’s even scarier! Santa the mind reader….wodowodowodo.

      DJ

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  6. J. Milburn December 16, 2013 / 7:06 pm

    Ha! Seems like there’s going to be quite the massive manhunt among the Trifextra crowd this week 😉 Great work!

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