Trifecta Week 98 — Criminal at Large   25 comments

Now onto this week’s Trifextra challenge. Charles Dickens, in A Christmas Carol, wrote “There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humour.” We are giving you exactly 33 words to make us laugh out loud and spread some festive cheer.

Wanted

  1. Criminal Trespassing
  2. Breaking and Entering
  3. Aviating an Unlicensed Plane (or reindeer sled)
  4. Sweat Shop Labor
  5. Cruelty to animals
  6. Sexual Misconduct
  7. Illegal Surveillance

Suspect last seen driving a candy striped Lexus 350 sedan.

Word count = 33

Posted December 16, 2013 by Danny James in Trifecta Challenge

25 responses to “Trifecta Week 98 — Criminal at Large

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  1. Haha! I love your version of the story. Is sexual misconduct for kissing Mama under the mistletoe? Thanks for the laugh!

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  2. Haha! Excellent. Love the charges. Thanks for the laugh.

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  3. Ha!ha!Bad Santa at it again?;-)Cool!

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  4. Haha Don’t think he’ll be long in the cell. A finger on his nose and he’ll be outta there.

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  5. Oh we had some similar thoughts here 🙂

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  6. Oh everyone thinks HE’S been bad. Poor, poor Santa 😛

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  7. Pingback: The 33rd Definition of Christmas : TRIFEXTRA#98 | an honest day or two

  8. Poor Santa! At least he looks good in his mugshot. I always did think he was a bit stalker-ish with that whole “He knows when you are sleeping” thing.

    best,
    MOV

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  9. Good one – made me laugh 🙂

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  10. Haha! Made me laugh! 😀

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  11. Ha! Love it DJ!

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  12. Ha! Seems like there’s going to be quite the massive manhunt among the Trifextra crowd this week 😉 Great work!

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