Trifecta Week 98 — Criminal at Large

Now onto this week’s Trifextra challenge. Charles Dickens, in A Christmas Carol, wrote “There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humour.” We are giving you exactly 33 words to make us laugh out loud and spread some festive cheer.

Wanted

  1. Criminal Trespassing
  2. Breaking and Entering
  3. Aviating an Unlicensed Plane (or reindeer sled)
  4. Sweat Shop Labor
  5. Cruelty to animals
  6. Sexual Misconduct
  7. Illegal Surveillance

Suspect last seen driving a candy striped Lexus 350 sedan.

Word count = 33