Small Town America

Sometimes in nice to live in small town America.

You know you live in small town America when the following two items make the front page.

  • “Tie broken, town elects mayor. Both candidates tied last week with 288 votes each. After opening three provisional and two late absentee ballots last Friday the Board of Elections certified the winner Tuesday.” “I was happy to win” said the winner. It’s kind of like when you play football, and your tied until the last two minutes, and then you win.”
  • City gives women $312 to a resident who says her garden was “destroyed” by a city street paving project.

Don’t you just love small towns?

NaBloPoMo # 16

2 thoughts on “Small Town America

  1. Kim13 November 16, 2013 / 12:04 pm

    When I read the police blog from my small home town, I laugh so much! It’s funny the types of “crime” they report.

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    • Danny James November 16, 2013 / 1:26 pm

      Some small town papers even give the time…Police were called at 3:42 am…or subject was detained for looking suspicious (really!)
      DJ

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