Here’s the catch: all of your 33 words must be one syllable each. We’re going low-brow on your this week. Or not. Can you class it up under these restrictions? Give us your best.
The first time I saw the damn thing I had to have it.
My eyes grew big. My mind went blank.
Oh, you say, what can that be?
A new friend? A new love? Nah, my new phone!