Trifecta Challenge 100 — The First Time

We are asking for a 33-word response to the following snippet:
The first time I saw…

Here’s the catch: all of your 33 words must be one syllable each.  We’re going low-brow on your this week.  Or not.  Can you class it up under these restrictions?  Give us your best.

The first time I saw the damn thing I had to have  it.

My eyes grew big. My mind went blank.

Oh, you say, what can that be?

A new friend? A new love? Nah, my new phone!