What a disappointment you were. I got dressed and drove in the middle of the night for you. You lured me in with your false promises of succulent satisfaction. Whisper not in my ear anymore of delicious aromas that we might share, you are a liar. I cannot believe I spent money on you. Hard earned money that I labored for an hour and fifteen minutes to gain, all wasted upon a fantasy. We were never meant to have the union I pictured.

That was the worst burger ever.

-OM