Written for Friday Fictioneers.
“Good Morning fellow listeners, this is Greg Fishel your local meteorologist and it’s another beautiful day in the villages.”
“Determining whether the car needs washing may affect your chances of precipitation today as will the possibility of your barbecuing.”
“Weather for tonight will be misty with extremely foggy mist in the north. Isolated showers elsewhere if the temperatures warm. Unseasonable climate will arrive into the north during, or within, some period between now and the distant future, edging into the western fringes by the end ot this week.
“Great God ! This is an awful place.”