Adventure Is Just Bad Timing

Written for Friday Fictioneers.

PHOTO PROMPT - © Douglas M. MacIlroy
PHOTO PROMPT – © Douglas M. MacIlroy

“Good Morning fellow listeners, this is Greg Fishel your local meteorologist and it’s another beautiful day in the villages.”

“Determining whether the car needs washing may affect your chances of precipitation today as will the possibility of your barbecuing.”

“Weather for tonight will be misty with extremely foggy mist in the north. Isolated showers elsewhere if the temperatures warm. Unseasonable climate will arrive into the north during, or within, some period between now and the distant future, edging into the western fringes by the end ot this week.

“Great God ! This is an awful place.”

25 thoughts on “Adventure Is Just Bad Timing

  1. gahlearner April 24, 2015 / 6:06 pm

    Great story. I especially loved the last line, very funny.

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  2. Lorna's Voice April 24, 2015 / 2:24 pm

    That’s as accurate a weather prediction as I’ve ever read! 🙂 Good to see a lighthearted submission. Mine was so bleak.

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    • Danny James April 24, 2015 / 9:23 pm

      The picture prompt would lead you to so bleak stories. Tried to be a little different with this one. Thanks for stopping bu.

      DJ

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      • Lorna's Voice April 25, 2015 / 4:23 pm

        Yes, I went with bleak and I’m sorry I did after reading some of the more imaginative submissions–like yours. I’ll learn to think more creatively!

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  3. Caerlynn Nash April 23, 2015 / 12:47 pm

    LOL. For some reason, I heard Radar O’Reilly’s voice in this. Good one!

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    • Danny James April 23, 2015 / 5:03 pm

      I can see your point. Always liked his character.

      DJ

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  4. Francesca Smith April 23, 2015 / 4:42 am

    I swear this is a description of the weather in the UK.

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    • Danny James April 23, 2015 / 6:13 am

      Having just returned from a trip to Ireland and Northern Ireland I totally understand.

      DJ

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  5. Suzanne Joshi April 23, 2015 / 4:24 am

    Hilarious, Danny. It sounds like the weatherman is a confidant of Mother Nature. She must be in a foul mood. 😀 — Suzanne

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    • Danny James April 23, 2015 / 6:14 am

      She can be a nasty person can’t she. Take the days I’m scheduled to play golf 🙂

      DJ

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  6. draliman April 23, 2015 / 3:57 am

    It certainly rains here every time I plan on going out 🙂

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    • Danny James April 23, 2015 / 6:15 am

      Or in my case on the days I plan on playing golf. :-8

      DJ

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  7. micklively April 23, 2015 / 2:12 am

    I can’t make my mind up: is the photo sunrise or sunset?
    Interesting take: well done.

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  8. Jan Brown April 22, 2015 / 11:47 pm

    I knew it! Mother Nature is a prankster, who discerns your plans in advance, and adjusts the weather at the precise moment that will irritate you the most! Great story (and a little reminiscent of Carlin’s hippy dippy weather man😀).

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  9. storydivamg April 22, 2015 / 11:20 pm

    Haha! This is about as good as meteorology gets, isn’t it?

    Cheers!
    MG

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