Sunday Photo Fiction — Long Range Shoes

This post is written in response to Sunday Photo Fiction.

Sunday Photo Fiction

 

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The White House announced today that the former peaceful country of Shoevania has launched a full blow attach on the United States.

“This is a country we thought had nuclear weapons. It turns out they have size 9 shoes instead,” press secretary Harold Zinger stated.

Reports of Wing Tips falling in the Wall Street financial district have been reported injuring over a hundred individuals in three-piece suits. In the mid-west reports are coming in about snow shoes falling from the cold and chilly skies. In Florida over 75 retirees have been injured by lethal thong sandals. Washington State reports rain goloshes have covered over half the city.  Remarkably, it appears the state of California has been spared any type of attack. In Texas large cowboy boots the size of Rhode Island have completely made a ghost town out of Dallas and Houston.

In Washington D.C. itself, the First Lady was attacked by a pair of black high heels. The First Lady, always unflappable, looked to the sky and announced, “Do you have any in red?”

 

 

 

 

19 thoughts on “Sunday Photo Fiction — Long Range Shoes

  1. patrickprinsloo June 3, 2014 / 4:49 pm

    That’s very clever. Bravo.
    (Either attach is a typo or there’s a reference I’m not getting.)

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    • Danny James June 3, 2014 / 5:11 pm

      Click on the highlighted link and it will take you to the reference. Thanks for commenting.

      DJ

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  2. EagleAye June 2, 2014 / 9:17 pm

    Haha! So clever. Attack a nation of shoes…and you will get stepped on. Seems Dallas got its just dessert.

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  3. babso2you June 2, 2014 / 10:54 am

    Excellent and what a good laugh! Loved this!

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  4. Rick Daddario June 2, 2014 / 4:59 am

    aloha Danny. way funny. the last line of course—way fun. my favorite tho is the sparing of Cali. you have me laughing. fun on. aloha.

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  5. high five and raspberries June 1, 2014 / 7:07 pm

    🙂 Funny stuff!

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  6. Al June 1, 2014 / 6:33 pm

    HAHA That is so funny 😀

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