Speakeasy #153 — The Loser

 

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Looks Can Be Deceiving

“Looks can be deceiving.”

What the hell does that mean? Is she talking about me? Or is it in response to a comment  I made about her? She took the  seat next to me at the  bar about thirty minutes ago. Why next to me? There were at least four other  unoccupied bar stools nearby. She was a knockout  with  her flowing red  hair and the silky red dress split up to  her upper thighs. I quickly planned the whole evening in my head. Confident in my strategy I  leaned over, ops spilled the beer, and slurred to my future  acquisition:

“Looks can be deceiving sweetheart but seeing is believing.”

Damn, that bar stool  is slippery.

24 thoughts on “Speakeasy #153 — The Loser

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  6. Esther March 20, 2014 / 5:30 pm

    LOL, this is great! I love the way you turned the prompt around 🙂

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  7. Suzanne March 20, 2014 / 1:19 pm

    Haha! Great take on the prompts, Danny! I particularly like the way he slurred his proposition to her. Classy. 😉

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    • Danny James March 20, 2014 / 1:32 pm

      Thanks! The prompt led me down the road to a humorous post.

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  8. atrm61 March 20, 2014 / 10:35 am

    Not as slick as he fancied himself to be after all,eh? ;-)Enjoyed this!

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  9. Christine March 19, 2014 / 6:23 pm

    *hahaha* I love a good internal monologue.

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  10. want2bwriter March 19, 2014 / 4:55 pm

    Slicker than snot on a doorknob, as my father would say. He had other ‘slippery’ saying but I don’t think they are appropriate to share here. Had a laugh, thank you.

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  11. nabanita March 19, 2014 / 5:40 am

    haha the barstool really let him slip I guess… 🙂

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  12. jannatwrites March 19, 2014 / 2:41 am

    Haha… the barstool is much slicker than his lines, I think 🙂

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    • Danny James March 19, 2014 / 7:46 am

      I don’t think she would fall for it. 🙂

      Thanks!

      DJ

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