Submitted in response to Friday Fictioneers. For other stories click on the blue creature at the end of this post.
“Take the GI 440 two hundred meters east, then take a right at the flashing red light which will take you through the Brown Tunnel. At the end of the Brown Tunnel you will be dumped into a roundabout. The traffic will be heavy now so ease you way over to the right hand lane and take the third exit to your right. If you miss your exit the first time, just continue around and attempt it again. Just remember you don’t want to miss your exit the third time or you will spend a lot of time being a floater.”
Word Count = 100
Oh Danny Boy! 
Excellent directions, Danny, although whether they’re applicable to that particular maze, I don’t know! Haha. I love this take on the prompt – it really fits And no, I probably wwouldn’t like to be a ‘floater’. 🙂
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Nobody wants to be a floater 😎
DJ
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Dear Danny,
After those directions I’m lost. Good job.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Ha. You don’t want to be caught in that nasty swirl too long.
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Toilet bowl NASCAR; all left hand turns.
DJ
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Remind me never to ask you for directions.
Randy
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I’m really good at directions. Not my wife. If she thinks to reach our destination we should turn right and I know I have to turn left.
DJ
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Ewwww….. you’ve gone potty.
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Round and round we go.
DJ
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Ha, I love your take on the photo prompt! Very unique 🙂
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Why thank you!
DJ
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What is a floater? Like float in the river or float around the turnabout again? The experience I have had with turnabouts is much like Mama Mouse in the maze.
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During a single bowel movement, most pieces will sink to the bottom of the bowl, but occasionally you see pieces that float on the surface.
DJ
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Thanks! (I asked for it) Haha!
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I tried to be polite as possible. Glad you have a sense of humor.
DJ
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Yes, you were polite. I just wasn’t expecting that. LOL ! I know now though, thanks.
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I happened on a roundabout just to the north-west of London once which consisted of about 10 mini-roundabouts immediately around a big roundabout-type thing. I’m sure it looked awesome from the air but I had no clue what I was doing 🙂
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I think I was in the car behind you. Same thing happened to me.
DJ
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We have them by the dozens near Kitchener Ontario. They come in two sizes – too small, and too big. My blog-friend from Kansas has never mentioned Kansas spoons, but he has railed at Jersey Jug-handles. 😯
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Pennsylvania is notorious for its roundabouts…but they only put you on the wrong road not in the river!
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I liked them when I drove in England. If you missed your exit you just went round agin.
DJ
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I am a Jersey girl, Danny. We had one circle in town…but it was nothing like Chevy Chase in that crazy movie!
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Nothing against New Jersey. But I did hear that the reason so many New Yorkers were depressed was because the light at the end of the tunnel was New Jersey.
DJ
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ha! You are so bad!!
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Not a fan of New Jersey, Danny? 🙂 Here in the Midwest, we have been plagued with several small roundabouts, which serve no other function beyond that of flat, round speed bumps. A cousin once removed engineered the first one, so my wife refers to them as “Glen Earl’s spoons.” Which is worse, a crap shoot on your way to New Jersey or a Kansas spoon in the road?
Cheers!
Marie Gail
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When I lived in North Carolina they published a 40 page booklet explaining how to use the damn things. Some people……
DJ
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